Thursday, July 24, 2008

I laugh at all things Chuck Norris - Day 2

Here's a few Chuck Norris facts floating around on the web:

1. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
2. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
3. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
4. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Oooooh, that hurts! Complements of

I just love that last one!


chika said...

lol! poor guy

queenie said...

I dislike all things Chuck Norris :S

LceeL said...

Chuck Norris and I are around the same age (early 60's). I would LOVE to be in the kind of shape he is. About 10 years ago, when my boys and I studied karate together, I think I might have been, but that was THEN. This is now - and what used to be my chest now decorates my waistline.

neutron said...

chika, lol, it's all in good fun but I guess that's easy for me to say.

queenie, I dislike all things Chuck Norris too but that's what makes it funny. Chuck and cheese are synonymous - trust me, it gets worse ...

lceel, (giggling) you're hilarious, decorated waistline and all.

Cormac Brown said...

Amazingly, I've never seen Number Two, but those are all just good cheese.