The shortest and most profound thing I could think of

Wake up!

New hobby!

I've got a new hobby, almost. I signed up with the Archers of Caledon. Yes, I want to pick up archery. My brother has been doing it for some time now and I've been meaning to join myself but finally just took the initiative. From the way I'm writing this, it sounds rather fresh doesn't it? I should add, this sudden burst of initiative came out over three weeks ago. I signed up three weeks ago and am still waiting for them to process my membership application. They didn't waste any time taking my money but actually setting me up, uh no, that must takes weeks of course!!!!

I'm pissed. In any case, my bow looks really cool!