R-G colour blind - the high school days.

"Dude check out my new car!!! '94 Plymouth Sundance. It's a beater, but hey." (best friend)

Dude, why is it pink? (me)

"Whatchu talkin'bout Willis? It's not pink - it's light green man!"

Dude, it's light pink ...

"%$#@ ... damn you X chromosome! Daaaaamn yoooooOOOU!!!"

i hate indoor picnics ...

so i get to talkin to my bestest best buddy last night. strangest thing - went something like this ...

"so my office is kinda throwing us an indoor picnic tomorrow. actually a potluck, should be fun."
hmm ... so what you're saying is you're going to eat food you all already own and are being forced to spend your lunch hour in the office.

"no baby, you don't understand - it's a picnic!"
indoors.

"with checkered picnic mats."

on a boardroom table.
"precisely."
baby, that's like saying let's go star gazing in my basement.
(long silence ...)